"You know how much we paid for this?" the big boss said, peeking over the ridge at the creature below, "yes, yes, I know, it's stranger than strange, stranger than anyone can imagine. But couldn't it at least have some intelligible shape instead of that... that... God! It's just like a big mass of fucking spaghetti!"
His assistant looked up from his binoculars. "Sir, I report the sighting of what appears to be a giant meatball, sir."