Modern warfare

They looked down at the earth. Small puffs of smoke could be seen rising from the surface everywhere.
"But Allah," the devil said, "that's you, isn't it?"
"Of course," God said.
"And God, that's you too."
"So why...?"
God shrugged. "Beats me... You ask them when they come to your eh... Your kingdom there."
"Yeah, I will," the devil sighed walking away.
"Tell me when you find out!" God called after him.
"Yes, yes, I'll prepare a nice, warm place for them."

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